Life is a slowmotion timelapse.

atlanticinfocus:
“From The Murmurations of Starlings, one of 25 photos. Starlings perform their traditional dance before landing to sleep near the southern Israeli city of Rahat, in the Negev desert, on January 22, 2018. (Menahem Kahana / AFP /...

From The Murmurations of Starlings, one of 25 photos. Starlings perform their traditional dance before landing to sleep near the southern Israeli city of Rahat, in the Negev desert, on January 22, 2018. (Menahem Kahana / AFP / Getty)

insomniac-arrest:

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken
me: :)
me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

(vía graip)

writing-prompt-s:

Image Prompt

textos2019:

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(vía cafe-por-favor)

just-shower-thoughts:

Finding someone who gets your obscure references is the social equivalent of finding gold.

just-shower-thoughts:

In a thousand years, archaeologists will be looking for Hogwarts the same way people are looking for Atlantis today

just-shower-thoughts:

In Phineas and Ferb Dr. Doofanshmirts* is a really good villain because his machines all work and can achieve his goals but he just has a really strong nemesis.

hrovitnir:

rokirovka:
theminism:
raveger:
enrique262:
captain-price-official:
marcommarco:
inzertbreaks:
tomroughneck:
Meanwhile in Russia
annyi.
gente decisa
The bigger vehicle has right of way.
Russians cannot into chill.
This is what I call a satisfying video
@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying
@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you
speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?
speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.
speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.
speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.
speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there
speaker 2: What the heck
speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow
speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!
speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!
speaker 2: I’m filming!
speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!
speaker 2: Guys, calm down!
[the reckoning arrives]
speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]
speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!
Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

(Fuente: saltrat88, vía x0stuff)

just-shower-thoughts:

Attractive people with no personality are real life click-bate

just-shower-thoughts:

Penguins are just bird pandas